Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
