his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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