would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just invented taco cereal.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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