If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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