his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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