Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She needs sedatives and a leash
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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