But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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