i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need a burrito and a hug.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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