Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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