I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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