Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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