wrigley field is MILF paradise
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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