i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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