hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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