I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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