Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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