and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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