So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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