So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He felt like a one man threesome
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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