Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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