oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
