i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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