DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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