i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
The beer is more important than you right now.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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