It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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