She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
