so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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