I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
smell my finger.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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