ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize