it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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