That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She told me I should be a condom model.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
