Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm just crazy horny about you
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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