Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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