so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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