But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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