make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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