That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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