So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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