I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
As shirtless as possible
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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