You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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