Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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