It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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