I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
And then my night got REAL pukey
Bring me that man meat
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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