FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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