So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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