therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
