Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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