Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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