East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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