answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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