I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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