But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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