pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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