I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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