Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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